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Nature hates eyeballs, let’s face it. Grapefruit unerringly flies directly for one’s oculars, there’s no denying that, we’ve all heard it before. But why the hell does sticking two pieces of specially ground glass in little bits of plastic or metal attract all bad things of the universe? I just managed to cough on my own glasses. While wearing them. What. The. Hell. No matter the care you take, the lengths you go to, there will be strange things stuck to your glasses. And I’m not speaking of dust, I’m speaking of mystery grease, and hard little specks from no apparent source. Ah well, in steps the Nice ‘n Clean, the greatest invention of the modern world, a moist towelette coated in some mystery stuff that cleans glasses and keeps them from fogging. I love you.



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